4:42 p.m. 9/17/10

Qwerty here!  Does anybody read this website anymore???  Please come back all you people who post comments!

~QwErTy

P.S. We, as in Kilo, Phantom and I all still play our instruments but Smith-E thought she was too great to be in an orchestra!

JK, Smith-E (:

4:21 p.m.      5/21/10

Qwerty and Smith-E here~!  Smith-E: Phantom has swine flu. Qwerty: no she doesn't.  Smith-E: I think she got it from Yuki (who also has swine flu.)   Qwerty: no she doesn't.  Smith-E: Qwerty is in denial.  Qwerty: Yes, yes I am in denial.... there, what now! JK.  Smith-E: Yuki is coughing on Qwerty.  Qwerty: YUKI ISN'T EVEN HERE!  I think your mom has to teach you a lesson on lying, Liar!  Smith-E: Yuki may not be here, but ghost Kaede sure is!  Qwerty: Of course she is.

(Story:  Smith-E and I were talking at the library and we saw Kaede-chan in an isle across the room.  So we take off our flip-flops and are going to go around the shelves and jump out from behind her and scare her.  We got around and looked in the isle.  She wasn't there.  We looked in the isles nearby.  She wasn't there.  We finally found her in the front of the building, but she got there soooo quick!)

~Qwerty and Smith-E

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9:44 a.m.       5/10/09

 People who visit this website!  This is not a page that will be updated (usually) check the other pages for new things!

~Shizizzle (who is listening to her iPod!)

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Salut! Hey dudes and dudettes, i am 1 of the four awesome Mosquito Crushers, I am called Qwerty, yo.

I'm Mosquito Crusher number two. My name is Smith-E, Hey y'all.

Greetings and salutations, everyone. I am the third Mosquito Crusher, and my name is Phantom.

  Hi everybody! I'm the  forth and newest crusher, and my name is Kilo. (and for anybody who doesn't know, kilo is k in radio code)
~QWERTY~SMITH-E~PHANTOM~KILO~

 8-15-08 10:08 p.m.      By Qwerty:  Hey dude's and dudettes, I am here to tell you peeps about mosquito crushin'. (I am a girl!)

Step 1. To totally crush a mosquito, you, like, obviously need  a mosquito.  

Step 2 Get a Super Mosquito Crusher from our local store in Looneytown. Oh... you dudes don't have one, so you should so get a meat tenderizer. You dudes should be able to figure the rest out yourselves. Happy  Mosquito Crushing!!!!!!!!    

 8-15-08 10:16     By Phantom: Greetings, everyone!  Although Qwerty already provided you with a...charming...way to rid yourself of mosquitoes,  perhaps I should tell you a cleaner method of vainquishing the little buzzing blood-sucking pests.

Step 1: I assume that you are reading this because you need to kill a mosquito.  If that is true, then I need not tell you to get yourself a mosquito.

Step 2: Now, I do not know about all you out there, but I am what you could call a "dog person".  This second step is directed to those of you who consider yourselves "dog people" too. 

 So step 2: provide yourself with a dog.

 Step 3: Insert mosquito into dog's mouth.

 Step 4: That mosquito is history, no questions asked.  Now, if you're feeling sorry for the dog: it doesn't matter to him/her, he/she was probably hungry.  If you're feeling sorry for the mosquito, then you're reading the wrong website.  Enjoy yourselves!   

  8-15-08  10:32 p.m.  By Smith-E

 Hey y'all! Okay, so Qwerty wrote a violent account on how to kill 'squiters, and Phantom gave her less violent and edible way to destroy the little buggers.  This is the fun way to kill 'em.

 Step 1: Ya gotta get a 'squiter.  To lure them to ya, ya should bathe in sugar water.  Then run through tall, damp grass after the sun starts a-goin' down.

  Step 2: Ya need a cup o' coke.  Drop the 'squiter in it and once the lil' guy gets a sugar high, pull 'im out.  

   Step 3:  (optional)  Let 'im loose in your sister's room.  If you share a room, this ain't a good idea.   

Step 4:  Lastly ya drop him in front of a lawn mower.  Watch guts fly out.  If ya live in an apartment, a less satisfying but exceptible alternitive is ripping his wings off and throwing him onto the windshield of a passin' truck.  Try to avoid havin' the driver veer madly off the road.  Enjoy!

8-25-08 4:12 p.m.  By Phantom:

Greetings and salutations, friends!  I just arrived home from a trip to Michigan's upper peninsula.  Let me assure you, there is no shortage of  mosquitos there, and there is much mosquito crushing!  So now, let me provide you with the Yooper mosquito crushing method.

Step 1: You must set a trap for the mosquito.  To do this, you must find yourself a blueberry.  (they're everywhere up there, so just look down and chances are you'll find a bush!)

 Step 2: Squish the blueberry.  Hopefully the blueberry will be ripe and sweet, and will attract mosquitos.  However, it is not recommended that you taste-test the blueberry first.

Step 3: Find yourself a moose.

 Step 4: Using your powerful means of persuasion (which you hopefully have) guide the moose over to your blueberry trap, where the mosquito will  be gorging happily.

 Step 5: Inform the moose that there is a large and angry black bear by its hoof.  Chances are, the moose will lift its hoof, and, (if his aim is true) will bring it down upon the unsuspecting mosquito.

Step 6: Congratulate the moose on its vainquishing of the demonic bear, and send it on its way.

Step 7: Dispose of the mosquito's body properly.  If you do not wish to touch it, then leave the area.  The black flies will most likely carry it away.  Ah, and one more note- do not eat the blueberry.  If you followed these directions correctly, then it is covered in mosquito guts, along with whatever was on the underside of the moose's hoof.